Come on everyone! Votwe for Yertle for zoo president. (Yertle is so far behind because originally the zoo only had Ahpun and Denali running. Yertle is a late addition write-in candidate. Wouldn't you rather have an herbavore for zoo president? Her platform is "Raisins for all and better grass."
To vote for Alaska Zoo president: http://alaskazoo.org/
I just cast ten votes for Yertle!! I think I have about as much chance of seeing Yertle win as I do my human presidential candidate to carry an electoral vote from the State of Alaska.
ReplyDeleteI think Yertle has a better chance of winning the position of Zoo President than the Green Party candidate has of winning the electoral vote of any state.
ReplyDeleteHow about those states that don't use a winner-take-all system?
ReplyDeleteI still wouldn't hold my breath.
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